I actually ordered a low-cal breakfast this morning… scrambled egg substitute and turkey bacon. This has happened precisely zero other times in my life. (No, I wasn’t body-snatched, to the best of my knowledge.)
As the waitress placed our orders in front of us, she said to me, “The kitchen accidentally put hash browns on your plate. I don’t know why! Enjoy!”
I KNOW WHY, LADY.
1.) The Universe knows I can not live on scrambled egg substitute and turkey bacon.
2.) I can not eat healthy, even if I try. Even WHEN I TRY!!!
(Aside: turkey bacon is NOTHING like regular bacon. Oh, the rant I could do about Turkey Bacon!!! )